This Escape Room Sucks!

Can you solve a disappointing  Gen 1 escape room and escape with your will to live?

I originally wrote This Escape Room Sucks! as a virtual escape room for an episode of Escape This Podcast and then adapted it into a text-based game when I realized they're basically the same thing. There are some updates I wanted to make, but I originally used an older version of Inform, so it would be kind of a hassle to do that now. Enjoy!

Cover image "Vampire" by Kevin Dooley is licensed under CC BY 2.0.